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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

What category should I chose?


I have planned on writing this piece for quite a while. Ever since I started with the engineering college in July, I had this one on my mind. And now I would say I got busy and there was no time but if you are a fellow engineering student you know that’s a lie!

Let me start from the beginning. The first half of 2011, now seems to have gone out in a jiffy with the endless number of entrance exams. And in spite, of doing above-average in all of them I had set my hopes only on one, the MHT-CET,  which fortunately did not let me down.
So anyways, the gist of the first half of 2011 was, that I was enabled to get into College of Engineering Pune for Electronics and Telecommunication rather easily than I would have expected.

When I got in, in the first few weeks, I saw an opportunity. An opportunity to start from scratch. You see, all my school life I have lived and grown up with the same bunch of kids. Now was the time, when I was exposed to a completely different crowd. I could be whoever I wanted. It was like writing out my personality fresh, on a new slate. So what I did, was observe the general environment around me and decide who exactly I wanted to be with.

There is another advantage of being exposed to a completely new crowd of students. You get to classify them easily into different genres by their first impressions (strictly first impressions, cant stress that enough!) like they show on those cheesy teen Hollywood movies. So, on the same lines, I classified the general crowd in these classes…..

  • The Geeks: Being in one of the top colleges, this category can be filled in easily. You look around for people scoring unbelievably and you have your list. Don’t be surprised if in colleges like mine, this category is the most populated.

  • The Nerds: I know what you are thinking. What’s the difference? But in my point of view there is huge one. And in places like CoEP, it can be quite evident. For e.g., a geek will be the guy topping a class. But a nerd is the guy, answering questions, asking trickier ones to the teacher. He might not be the one to complete an assignment perfectly, but will be the one suggesting and making improvements on the same. A great way to explain will be to take into account the characters of ‘Chatur’ and ‘Rancho’ from the movie 3 Idiots. ( I am sure you got who is what.)
    Personally, I thought myself to be in this category. I don’t anymore
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  • The ‘Savitri’s: This category basically has been named this way, because the according to the Hindi cinema, the woman named Savitri will generally be the conservative, perhaps old-fashioned types. This category can be filled quite easily solely by the first impression of a girl. But that, like judging a book by its cover, is not fair. Most people would think, this category would be looked down upon by the ones coming up later. But the fact is, you gotta respect these girls cause they are the ones who know exactly what they are and what they want to be. Unlike me, in this scenario. They more often than not are the ultimate girls-next-door that movies tell us guys fall for.

  • The ‘Prem’s: If you have seen the Rajashri movies and the characters portrayed by Salman Khan in them you know exactly what I am talking about! In my college, this category can be used to describe some guys perfectly I might say. They could be the geeks or the nerds of the extremely shy types., who completely deny the existence of the fairer sex in extreme scenarios. (They might be quite different when not in the vicinity of women, but there is no way for me to know that!)
    Note- It is not necessary for a guy to be as cute a Salman Khan (of the 90s) to be in this category.

  • The “Jocks” : Please note the double quotations used. Yes, these would be the guys who think of themselves a quite the LadiesMan. And since its CoEP and everyone fits into the geek-nerd category, I would not be totally wrong if I referred to them as the ‘Howard Wolowittz’s (ignore if you are not familiar with a TV show called The Big Bang Theory) of the CoEP universe. Although they can be quite smooth sometimes!
     
  • The “Babes”: Again, note the double quotes. These will be the chicks that most of the guys would hit on in the first few weeks (exception: the ‘Prem’s of course!) itself. The ‘Savitri’s may hold them to be the “sluts”. But that, again is not the same category.
     
  • The Desirables: Now this is somewhat an ambiguous category. The definition and the criteria for this category are different for different people. Some may think the dudes and the babes fit into this, while some may go for the nerds. It is basically the category in which you put the person you either you want to be like, or want to be with.

  • The ‘Oh-I-see-him/her-everywhere’: This category consists of people who are outgoing and basically multi-skilled.  They could be the people whom you see everywhere with everybody because they have the ability to befriend any category I can mention. Or they are the ones, who are involved in all the extra-curriculars and even all the campus gossips! Which brings us to…

  • The Gossip girls/guys: Yeah, you will be surprised how many guys can fit into this category! And when it comes to girls, most of them, whether the ‘Savitri’s or the ‘Babes’ could fit in. You could also have occasional gossip-girls/guys. They gossip only when it comes to their interests. An observation, the ‘Jock’s the nerds or the geeks may dislike this category on the surface, but they know, deep inside, you gotta have a gossiper among your close friends. What’s campus life without gossip eh?

  • The Goths/Emos: This quite a rare category. At least in my campus. But it is fun to categorize people into this one when they are going through tough emotional traumas and behave all detached.
     
  • The ‘Pain-in-the-Ass’es : This like the Desirables is a category which everyone fills in by their tastes and opinions. Some might not have anyone they could put into this list. But the others (like me) will have easily figured out whom they should list here.
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  • The Mr./Miss Popular: Again a vague category. But there are always a few names and faces that can be recognized by almost everyone on the campus for both good and/or bad reasons. You can love’em or hate’em but you cant ignore them.


That’s about it. Those were the classes I drew out observing the people around me through the first semester. As you read you might have thought of one or two I missed. You could add them yourself.. Just comment!

In the end, what I learnt categorizing people like this was--- It was wrong. As I mentioned above, they are in no way mutually-independent. And it may sound cheesy, but each person is unique when you get to know them better. It is true! We think we can try to be someone new when we start afresh, we think we can chose our friends in a way that would allow us to be somewhat different than what we were. Just because we want to experiment with ourselves. But more often than not we find ourselves in the company of the same type of people we have been hanging out with since we were kids. No matter what, we can’t just change ourselves. No one wants to befriend “The Fakers”… Ooh that could be new category then!!!..........................









Tuesday, June 7, 2011

When in Rome, What NOT to do.


Its been quiet a while since I had written one of these. All this time I was searching for some inspiration to write something that won’t make u close your window halfway through. (perhaps I was pretending to be Richard Castle…) By the end I was just left with a bunch of catchy titles and no content…


Ironically when writing was the least of my worries as I had the Herculean task of unpacking my bags from my last week’s visit to Singapore Malaysia, it hit me…..

There are so many things I could ramble on about my trip but those wouldn’t interest all… So today I just want to share a bunch of dos and don’ts while on a trip like this. I have learnt these, by observing the situations me and my friends got into. So any kind of resemblance to a real life event is purely intentional…….

  1. To begin with, if on an airplane, you get an economy seat besides a hugely gigantic man who is going to fall asleep occupying half of your space, make sure you do your pee-pee and seat adjustments before or immediately after take-off. Otherwise you are left to have an awkward chit-chat with the air-hostess in the middle of the night!
  2. If you are stuck in the middle of a looonnng line to a scary roller coaster, make sure you are well adjusted in your bowel-moving-schedule despite of the jet-lag. Or be prepared for an embarrassing accident in your pants.
  3. When your hopped up on adrenaline while bending over and touching a bunch of sting-rays at the touch pool in the underwater world, make sure there are no electronic gadgets, say cameras hanging by your neck which may choke to death in the shallow water.. humph….
  4. Oh, and speaking of touching, do not touch something like a python right before your lunch. Cause it ain’t pretty when you keep staring at your hands (despite of emptying the sanitizer bottle on them) wondering if you’ll ever summon the courage to bring them anywhere near your mouth ever again…!
  5. When at a zoo, a safari, a bird park, make sure u click the cute animals in your brains with your eyes first before clicking them in your cameras. Otherwise you are left bewildered when your parents ask you if you saw the penguins at the water world or the bird park.. (and then get all judgmental saying you are absentminded…)
  6. If you plan on staying up late with your group at nights chatting, laughing, playing housie, use different hotel rooms every night for the get together. That way the same neighbor will not be disturbed more than once and the new ones will wait patiently a considerable amount of time before complaining at the reception. Also note, playing kabbaddi in the hotel lobby is not recommended.
  7. Do not slap your local tour guide right away if he yells “SEXYYY” and grabs your hand at a subway. He could be referring to your tattoo. Also, touching complete strangers might not be a big deal in their culture (even though you feel the entire crowd is staring)
  8. When in a foreign land you represent India, so sometimes its better to tone down the extreme “Indian ness”. For example, it was mentioned to me that we Indians use our hand gestures vividly… Apparently, to us, cupping our fingers and rotating the cupped palm pointing it to the receptionist before actually saying anything, is asking for an adaptor! (please visualize this scene putting yourself in it to get hilariousness of the situation) So next time tone your hand gestures down because they might mean something else to others and you might end up with an adaptor shaped dent on your face!
  9. If you are hungry or thirsty and want a drinks and snacks break, make sure your are not on the MRT or LRT (trains) in Singapore. (or any place that’s outside India for that matter) Consequently you could end up grabbing hold to a fist full of shev praying that the train doesn’t decelerate hard and you don’t spill the shev to get a 500$ ticket….
  10. Lastly, if your local tour guides have some preconceived wrong ideas about Indians and India that they share with you the very first day, make sure you do anything and everything to correct them… (besides abusing them to their face in your Indian mother tongue…. )

So next time you are out make a list of dos and don’ts that you learnt yourself in similar humorous situations and you will have a great and entertaining trip!



P.S If you like this entry, please share it to your friends and feel welcome to add your own similar experiences….

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Apocalypse Now?


Relax, I am not panicked about the end of the world (yet?)… But I must admit I got pretty bummed out reading some of those 2012 emails which explained the “facts” leading to the Mayan predictions of an apocalypse... (so bummed out before one particular eng paper that my essays on topics as childish as ‘a walk on the beach’ became so spiritual and philosophical that I thought it was some of my best writing! :P ) Anyway, the 2012 extravaganza has continued since, with movies being made (which are more hilarious than any kind of scary or intriguing…) and we have one more worry added to our lists…

For quite a while there I hadn’t really given it much of a thought. That was until last week. The earthquake and the subsequent tsunami in Japan were so catastrophic that the scenes managed to scare us more than any movie on these topics has. And why not? Because when nature puts on a show it blows you away. For good or for bad. But we certainly don’t want this sort of show to go on.. Which brings me back to 2012 phenomenon. Not hours from the disaster, the images were so terrifying that some of my friends and my mom asked me “Do you think this 2012 is for real?”

Now, I STILL don’t believe that the world is going to end. At least not so very soon. But none of us need an Einstein here to know that the human race is well equipped to destroy life as we know it on our planet. I mean, of course, if nature doesn’t beat us to it with some more events like a 2012. And it seems to be a close race!

This is entirely proven in Japan’s case here. If they don’t succeed in finding a way to avoid the Fukushima plant to fail completely a nuclear disaster will beat the natural disaster in causing loss to life and property.

The only uphill has been that now the world governments and the peoples are reconsidering the security and reliability of their nuclear projects and experiments. It is bad enough that we are choking the earth into the clouds of smoke and heaps of waste but now we annihilate it with nuclear power and warfare??

It is time to wakeup. Japan has woken up to the reality quite harshly (ironically it IS the land of the rising sun!)   Do we have to wait for another alarm for Mother Nature to tell us we are heading to a bad end? This earth needs the smallest contribution from each of us to fight the downhill battle and protect us from a 2012 or 2020 or 2898, at least from the man-made-parts of it….

The more you think about it the more chilling the truth gets! I don’t know about you, but at times I dread having to see the end of the world in my lifetime. We cannot ignore our fears and concerns any longer. Because fortunately or unfortunately we Homo sapiens have this amazing ability of adaptation- physical, mental and emotional. We forget and get over old problems and make way for new ones. After all, why else after 24 hours of the big disaster, our main problem was India’s loss to South Africa and all our prayers went for India to make the quarters! (And all our curses to Ashish Nehra!! :D )